Sleep Creases

The marks on your face after falling asleep at school, work, etc...

John came out of the office with sleep creases. So I told him to GTFO

by Jimmy Hoffa is alive March 26, 2008

sleepish

When you're still kind of asleep but functioning like an awake person anyway. Most likely to happen while lying in bed.

Ian was still sleepish when Lindsay asked him if they could go to Taco Bell for lunch. He deeply regretted saying yes, but blamed it on his own half-consciousness at the time the question was asked.

by Inkmine November 3, 2008

Sleeptext

To reply to a text received while asleep. Usually one word answers or nonsensical responses occur, with misspellings.

Much like sleepwalking, the sleep-texter will not remember the incident until the morning after, upon checking thier sent/inbox.

1. Friend of sleeptexter:"Hey, you're missing an awesome party right now!"

Sleeptexter's response: "Mm yeahg i knsh."

2. "Yeah, I tried texting her last night but she was just sleeptexting back, so it was useless."

by mousefacee December 8, 2009

Sleep Working

When you go to work Very tired but know the in's and out's of your job so well that you can practically do it in your sleep; therefore requiring little or no thought proccess. You are just kind of in a robot mode; able to perform the neccessary tasks required of you regardless of your current sleep deprivation.

Tired Robot mode Sleep deprivation Job Requirements...."How are you this morning Joey?...I didn't get much sleep last night so I'll be Sleep Working today but don't worry; I can do this job with out even having to think about it!"

by 1KoolNana! June 16, 2010

Sleep Humper Bed

A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.

Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.

by Kingmaster74 April 12, 2011

Sleep sandwich

When ur hungry but instead of eating you go to sleep. You usually wake up with out the feeling of hunger. This is a step down from a "wish sandwich", which is two
Pieces of bread with nothing in between. You wish you had something to put in it.

I was gonna get a meal but I fell asleep
and had a sleep sandwich instead.

by Keythe856 November 1, 2011

sleeve of a wizard

A totally destroyed vag.

My ex's vajay looked like the sleeve of a wizard.

by _braz_ May 30, 2014