A person who has the job of taking mongaloids around town on stupid little outings to annoy normal folk in zoos, restaurants, at the movies, etc.. They do nothing to control the freaks while they shit their pants and scream. They believe that their effort makes the world a better place, but the truth is that the fucking retards probably don't even know where they are and the rest of us are made to feel uncomfortable by their tard squeals and grunts.
Great that god damn retard tamer is back with her parade of window lickers I hope that their van is hit by a truck.
by Jason Pens January 2, 2007
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The force exterted on a human body by retail outlets. Typically experienced when out walking with your partner and they trail 10 metres behind you looking in shoe/clothing/accessory/tool/electrical shops. The force is sex-specific, females being almost exclusively affected by the first three, males by the latter two. Retail drag is similar to other drag forces in that the drag force increases the faster you try to move the affected body.
- "We are going to have to walk faster or we'll miss our train"
- "Yeah, the girls have got bad retail drag"
- "Yeah, the girls have got bad retail drag"
by shasta9 March 25, 2008
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by Bobb The Snob August 5, 2012
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Burger King Retard's song example: "I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with dat? Would you like an apple pie with dat? Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!...."
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Burger King Retard's song example: "I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with dat? Would you like an apple pie with dat? Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!...."
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by Jonny Ray January 10, 2007
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2. A PBBG (persistent browser based game) where you pretend to be in the mafia by posting and clicking buttons. It is largely played by cliquish, unemployed egomaniacs with poor real-life interpersonal skills.
2. A PBBG (persistent browser based game) where you pretend to be in the mafia by posting and clicking buttons. It is largely played by cliquish, unemployed egomaniacs with poor real-life interpersonal skills.
by DanielPlainview April 19, 2009
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he is confused all the time and his feet reak real bad
he is confused all the time and his feet reak real bad
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