Rubme Richard

When you turn into a boffin, and proper geeky and annoyin.

Homie 1: I cant do this shit man, rubme richard now.
Homie 2: Fuck off you belend, u wna b a fuckin geek jus to be clever.

by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

Cliff Richard

When someone is totally adverse to the idea of a sexual relationship.

Scottish Slang.

Friend 1: "That Sarah is a hot piece of ass."
Friend 2: " No point in even trying mate, she's a heavy Cliff Richard."

by ShelWith1L May 10, 2014

wtf richard

A kid who is autistic and retarded

Wtf Richard

by PeenDowg69 May 15, 2019

William Richard

A name for an unshaved pubus. Derived from the respective nicknames for William Richard, 'Harry Dick.'

Back in high school, I dated a guy with a William Richard. It was gross.

by Vexicus July 11, 2009

sour richard

getting your dick sucked off a day after pounding the hole off some bitch without washing.

she was that much of a bitch i made sure she sucked my sour richard.

by Eddy Mac October 12, 2006

King Richard

A clever way of saying a person (usually male) is a big dick when parents or coworkers are within earshot.

Woman to BFF on phone: I went out with Tommy last night and he acted like King Richard.

BFF: REALLY??? I thought he would be totally sweet!

Woman: Nope, a total King Richard. That was our first and LAST date!

by Abbie1969 March 14, 2009

Maurice Richard

A alcoholic cocktail where one funnels a beer (preferably an ice beer) with 2 shots of gin poured in.

How did you break your arm?
I drank 7 Maurice Richards in an hour last night and fell down a flight of stairs.

by Matt Rimmer January 18, 2009