Ian penis

A very large penis, humongous if you will.

"Fuck you shoulda heard the chick screaming last night i think he has an Ian penis".

by Rex Banger January 6, 2008

average penis length

The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.

Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

Penis

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~

The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by Doug January 23, 2005

paris hilton

A pathetic excuse for a human, much less for an aristocrat. A scrawny, towheaded, false-tanned, attention-grabbing imbecile who defecates all over her dignity in order to be noticed.
A vapid run-of-the mill dyed-blonde bimbo who can't even speak her own language properly, is famous simply for her family's money and for her sex-life (as well as for her so-called "beauty"), has not done a thing to earn her fame and does not deserve a penny of her fortune.
A failed abortion/miscarriage who gulps and bathes in the semen of the pitifully desperate males who find her attractive enough to screw, has no respect for herself (much less for those of lower social status), is an absolute redneck, and can insert a redwood log into her gaping vagina.

And those who claim that Paris Hilton's detractors are "gelous/jalous/jellous" (the correct spelling being "jealous"), what is there to be jealous of? This mooching slut has money and "fame", yes, but where is her talent? Where is her dignity? Where is her intellect? She has none of these.

by Lorelili November 12, 2006

Paris Hilton

Ugly, scrawny, stupid cunt who the media wants us to think is sexy, due to one of her ancestors getting into the business of renting rooms which, much like Paris herself, are often completely coated in semen.

The next guy who says he wants to fuck Paris Hilton, I'm gonna stab him in the eye with one of those pens that you click the tip in and out.

by Alex Stockwell September 27, 2008

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a waste of internal organs and oxygen. She is a stupid ass ho who has no talent whatsoever and deserves to burn in hell for all of eternity. The world would be a much better place if someone shot her dead. Her show the Simple Life annoys the hell out of me. It is incredible how someone can be so utterly stupid. Her looks are horrendous and she has the biggest nose in the history of humanity. She also looks stoned in all her pictures.

(the following was actually in a magazine)
"So, Paris, how was Europe?"
"Europe was like, awesome! Except everyone spoke French there."

I want to meet Paris Hilton so I can shoot her in the knees.

by mehhh157 August 15, 2006

Nigga Penis

A large body part located on African male specimens, usually connecting with the pelvis, it is something that your mom loves to suck on every day, the penis produces sperm, another thing your mom likes in her mouth.

Clarissa's mom: "Hey Clarissa, I just gave this African guy head, I swallowed. He had a nigga penis."

Clarissa: "Mom, I'm only six."

by Bruh6699 June 10, 2019