A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.
Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.
Tim: Mind over Splatter?
Mike: You know it.
Tim: Mind over Splatter?
Mike: You know it.
by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009
Get the Mind Over Splattermug. by j/k January 19, 2004
Get the Jedi mind trickmug. Used as a taunt/warning call prior to the action of sticking ones leg out with the aim of tripping a colleague up. Not necessarily to make him fall completely over but just for him or her to break stride rhythm and look like a "twat" in front of tidy snatches or rugby jocks they are trying to impress. Scream this at the top of your voice before the fatal trip.
*walking along when suddenly
"mind the ruddy gap!!!"
*person stumbles slightly and everyone mocks them/calls them a cunt
"mind the ruddy gap!!!"
*person stumbles slightly and everyone mocks them/calls them a cunt
by juliobug23 November 26, 2013
Get the mind the ruddy gap!!mug. Sick Minded or sometimes Sicc minded Gang from Central California that traveled to Phoenix , Nevada and New Mexico. They where black and blue and wear alot of clothing that involves the letter G.
by Dub Gee September 13, 2020
Get the Sick Minded Gangmug. The process of destroying individuality in the name of a single encompassing human consciousness. Commonly believed to lead to the end of all conflict, famine, genocide, and artistic expression.
"Within the next 10 years, humans will have evolved into the sustainable human hive mind species which will no longer possess self-destructive tendencies. It will however no longer see a use for artistic expression and beauty will lose all meaning."
by VincentKav April 2, 2017
Get the Human Hive Mindmug. A female baker that derives her baking ability from receiving oral sex. Her full power is achieved after 32 consecutive hours of the act.
Xavierella has issues with job security due to her need for constant cunnilingus, but this is the price you pay for being an open minded baker. The cookies she bakes for subway cause instant orgasm.
by EntrancingBear February 8, 2021
Get the Open Minded Bakermug. luke•on•my•mind (v): the act of having a certain 6'4" Aussie who thinks he's a penguin on your mind for hours at a time
Friend 1- Hey how are you today?
Friend 2- Not doing too well, i've got a serious case of 'luke on my mind'
Friend 1- Huh?
Friend 2- Luke Hemmings. Yeah he's been on my mind all day and the feels are just wow nope
Friend 2- Not doing too well, i've got a serious case of 'luke on my mind'
Friend 1- Huh?
Friend 2- Luke Hemmings. Yeah he's been on my mind all day and the feels are just wow nope
by ellellek7 September 6, 2014
Get the Luke on my mindmug.