Middle Finger Newton

Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.

(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)

Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?

Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)

by Donald Biden November 25, 2020

Dekalb middle school

A place in which teachers don't do anything to prevent cheating on tests or bullying, yet when someone has their mask down 6ft away from someone they get SAP.

Dekalb middle school is the leading school in the area with drug problems

by Useful_potato January 1, 2021

Dodgen Middle School

A shit school with shit people and shit teachers (unless you are Mr Wilson or Ms.Markman)

I hate dodgen middle school

by Goofy_ahh person April 7, 2023

Leonia Middle School

Originally a place where only 6th-8th graders souls would be tormented, but recently opened up so that 5th graders could experience the pain too.

the middle school is actually a cult where the lms core values are worshipped above all things on earth

we gotcha local 50% asians, drug abusers, and expired milk. come to lms today so that you can go on the bus and enjoy the cafeteria ladies yelling at you for standing up.

Principal: "You have lost RESPECT for the LMS CORE VALUES! You need to integrate responsibility, respect, perseverance, integrity, and community in your lives, and this is why we are spending time here, giving a speech no one will care about, and taking your gym time away."

Leonia victim #1: "Dude Leonia Middle School sucks"

Leonia victim #2: "I found mold in my taco yesterday"

by 20dollarsSuperCash April 20, 2023

Hoover Middle School

It's a school full of thots, assholes and fakes...it's a school thats shity about rules. In my opinion I would say be gone thot but there is to many.. there are fake gangsters and all kinds of shit... I recommend to not go to Hoover Middle School

Hoover Middle School is the definition of the fake drug addict

by LilVoiceCrack69 January 23, 2020

Middle Class Kardashians

People who act like and think they are Kardashians, but lack the funds.

We are pretty important, but good thing we are just. Middle Class Kardashians, If we had yachts and boats and planes, one of us would be dead.

by LizzyGlo June 14, 2020

Cocalico Middle School

Cocalico Middle school is where you will find all the gay people and it is hell really people be crying and pissing their pants

Cocalico Middle School is very gay. And so is Ephrata

by Theteaspiller about cocalico August 7, 2020