Macrocock

The opposite of a micropenis.

"His dick was so big I couldn't even put it in my mouth. That motherfucker had a macrocock."

by Anna's Fault March 2, 2017

Macrotiktokism

The belief of Tik Tok is and will be dominating over a huge part of the internet.

1. Macrotiktokism is not a conspiracy, though it is true that Tik tok is performing very well over the world.
2. I believe in macrotiktokism, Tik tok is lit and it will take over the internet.

by alpotionCX May 14, 2020

Macroom

Macroom, is a town in Mid-West Cork, located 40 km west of Cork city and 48 km from Killarney.

The town is a friendly town which is going to become a commuter town for Cork city.

It has 3,243 people living in Macroom town.

Mom: Wanna go to Macroom son?

Son: No mom, Macroom is too far away and we live all the way in Youghal, in East Cork.

Mom: I guess you don't want to get ice cream there then...

Son: OH OK, PLEASE PLEASE CAN I GO?!

Mom: Ok.

by CrypticCurrency April 3, 2022

Macron

To be twice as ambiguous as Scholz on Ukraine and not get any credit it for it

While CEASARs sent by Macron blew up Dmitry Rogozin's ass and proved once more that heavy weapons are effective, Scholz is still reluctant to send Leopards to Ukraine.

by PoltavaNeverAgain January 19, 2023

microherd

Bacteria or other microorganisms thought of as one's "livestock", i.e. in the garden or, more commonly, in a compost pile or tumbler.

Johnny: Good afternoon; is Alfie here?

Carrie: She's out in the garden now, feeding the microherd some carrot peels.

by JCEG November 20, 2006

microvision

the act of seeing things at a distance but seeing them in super detail as if they were up close. the most common way of achieving thing is doing shrooms and seeing everything in bold and in super high detail making it look interesting

whoaaa dude look at those trees over there they look so detailed.. man chris, im seeing microvision!!

by i luv to splooge April 22, 2008

microreach

the act of reaching for the microwave. this mostly occurs when you live in a one bedroom apartment with no kitchen counters, forcing you to keep the microwave ontop of the refridgerator. the act also causes sadistic enjoyment when you have short friends

"i dont want to go to janie's for lunch, i always have to microreach for my hotpocket"

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009