Martini Shaker

The female version of a fist pumper AKA the guido. Often found in the popular nightclubs/bars. The type of girl who is usually wearing 18 pounds of makeup and clothing that looks like she was poured into them. While dancing, they will almost always be spotted with an alcoholic drink in hand, and taking ridiculous pictures to put up on their Myspace the next day. No need for GHB gentlemen, this is an easy lay.

Damn, look at this Martini Shaker, if her skirt was any shorter I'd see something winking at me.

by Veronica Fugman May 24, 2008

maropion

a mix between a marine and a scorpion. normally a skinny, lean, very sexy marine who lacks the mass of most infantry marines. he is known for turning into a deadly gian scorpion (as seen on clash of the titans) and going on a skyscraper crushing spree.

omg dude, her boyfriend is a maropion, dont fuck with him he'll crush your skyscraper!

by usmc shitbag September 29, 2010

Martin Daniel Venter

Unique, won't ever find one like it again.

That was amazing.

It was a Martin Daniel Venter.

by Unknown575757 October 9, 2011

Martin Monk

A young sloth like individual that thrives in the deep woods of Alfred, NY

"Yo man, wanna go search the woods for a Martin Monk?"

by Smichael June 2, 2013

Maritio

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's amazing & charismatic & charming & all the things you look for in a guy. He might not seem that friendly at first but once you get to know him he'll make you feel not only butterflies, but the whole zoo when you are together. If you meet a Maritio & you fall for him, don't waste time not telling him how you feel. Because you definitely DO NOT want to miss out. Trust me.

"I met this guy, sexy, smart, driven.... Wow"

"He must be a maritio!"

"You bet your floppy noodle he is!"

by AFriend,always June 2, 2013

manotion

Manotion is an emotion only men feel eg in boxing or manly film bros experience an emotion shared by other men. Only explained and felt by men

eg1 Saw the movie warrior last night it's full of manotion! eg2 a guy got kicked in balls last night such a manotion

by easytiger June 6, 2014

Martin Martini

A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.

"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)

by Jim brown eye August 17, 2016