Mississippi Muff Musket

When you stuff hard boiled eggs into a woman’s vagina and then fuck it to pack them in like a musket.

I gave Jennifer a Mississippi Muff Musket last night.

by 8ballsinurmouth September 14, 2023

minnesota muff dive

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.

I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.

by stanlenr January 15, 2021

high angle muff

Closely resembles a fighter pilot making a high angle attack on his/her enemy. In this case the pussy is elevated at a roughly 90 degree angle above the cock. In the final moments she swoops down instantly swallowing the cock while crashing onto the balls.

"Boy, I could really go for some high angle muff right about now!"

by HighAngleMuff11C July 11, 2016

ear muff mode

When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs

“ hey where did bro go?

He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.

by Adolph Leery May 9, 2020

Synchronized Muff Diving

When two female Olympic divers 69.

“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”

by LinzerTorte July 27, 2021

martian muff dive

The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.

"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."

by bobbin frapples October 14, 2009

pickled muff cabbage

A Vagina that has been pissed in so it becomes pickled(like a cucumber in viniger)

Dude her pussy stank so bad i pissed at it and made some pickled muff cabbage for the next guy.

by QBR October 19, 2010