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Landon

Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)
Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD
by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021
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Landon

Landon likes to go to a hotel room a lot even though he has the tiniest cock he will always yell while playing video games
Hey what happened last night I went to the hotel room with landon
by Ariaiaiaiai October 30, 2021
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Lagoon

A man who speaks from his dick instead of his brain, most likely a crazy jojo fan who thinks every living thing is a reference including himself. Probably hasn't touched grass in 8 years and has been living in his parents basement playing video games all his life and lawn mows for free. Please help him.
damn i really need a lagoon to mow my lawn
by hellodorks123 November 2, 2021
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Landon

A Landon is a very cuties guy in the world and I easy to hook up with.
by anonymous November 12, 2021
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lando new

Lando new is a very charming and loyal man. He is very handsome but he doesn't think so. He is very nice and trustworthy. If you have a lando never let him go.
???: have you met lando new yet?
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Landoaldo

It's a real name. He's usually the soul of the party and he constantly makes new words, but he's a God so it's OK. He has a superiority complex
"hi Landoaldo how are you today?"
"Parziale sorella"
by GrandeG3 November 22, 2021
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Landon

Landon is the closest thing to perfect. Athletic body, Great eyes, hair and aura.

Extremely popular and very well liked by most. If someone does not like him - they will hate him. He is a very peculiar person who keeps people wondering what his next move is, extremely business smart, very good at getting what he wants, and extremely persuasive and responds well in times of emergency. People are often jealous of his looks and personality. Landon is a person who goes to all parties but still likes to remain exclusive. Landon(s) will go above and beyond to deal with a threat, taking action immediately. Success is always available for a Landon.
Landon is Perfection
by gypsygirl1999 November 23, 2021
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