lifestain

1) refers to the mark or puddle left by a person when blood has been shed. Sometimes in the form of a blood trail.

2) refers to the debris left when an intricate little device has been smashed on the ground; ie: cell phone.

"oh balls there's a lifestain on my car door!"
"yes, Leon. I doored a preacher this morning when i borrowed your whip.

by intellektualspew May 27, 2008

Life Admin

Refers to one's personal day-to-day chores that are of an administrative nature. This includes tasks such as personal banking, making appointments, paying your bills, responding to personal emails.

Sorry I can't today, I have too much life admin to take care of.

by ke-bo February 8, 2010

Tight lines

A salutation, greeting, or wish for good luck between fishermen. Keeping your lines tight indicates that you're catching lots of fish.

a.) You're going out on the water today? Tight lines!
b.) Happy birthday buddy and tight lines!

by Jonlama August 16, 2016

Stuart Little

Infamous War Criminal. Amassed an army of hundreds of child soldiers during the late '60s and occupied southern Nigeria for several years. Ended apartheid. Creator of noodletools.

Person One: "Did you hear about the genocide in rawanda"
Person Two: "Ah fuck Stuart Little's at it again"

by Stuart Little Facts January 31, 2019

little stinkers

Little Stinkers- A way better name for a fanbase than Jake Paulers or Logang. The cult following of Drew Gooden (The inventor of YouTube). The fanbase of infamous Viner Drew Gooden.

ME: I'm the biggest little stinker!

Drew: Excuse me, what?
ME: I'm a large small turd!
Little Stinkers- A way better name for a fanbase than Jake Paulers or Logang. The cult following of Drew Gooden (The inventor of YouTube). The fanbase of infamous Viner Drew Gooden.

by GREG IS BETTER! December 10, 2018

Light Yagami

Potato Chip man

Light Yagami: I’ll take a potato chip, and EAT IT!

by Prince Gayngel January 19, 2021

boot-licking toady

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.

All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.

by Lex Dude January 13, 2011