lacing the log

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

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lactcident

The accidental mammary fluid letdown that can sometimes occur to a lactating woman when she hears any baby cry and it results in 2 very embarrassing wet spots on her shirt. Woman may try to stave off or prevent the unwanted flow using various methods which may include: pressing very firmly over nipples area, attempting mind-over-matter Jedi tricks, or absconding to a private area to let nature take her course.

Can be compared with, and about as humiliating as, pee-pants from laughing too hard (which, sadly amongst non-senior adults, also happens more frequently to women who have given birth).

Mom 1: "It's 80 degrees out today, why are you shivering with your arms across your chest?"

Mom 2: "Naw, damnit, that baby is crying and it gave me a lactcident, I'm gonna have to grab a new blouse before we hit the shops."

Mom 1: "Oh, snap!"

by athecheat April 18, 2016

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Lacornis

A piece of corn lodged in the anus

Ughh, I got a lacornis.
(JUST FOR FUN)

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

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Lacresia

A very young, smart, and beautiful woman.

Lacresia is beyond amazing

by Tanya hailey December 20, 2016

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laclaudia

Is a unique person who's smart,beautiful,friendly,kind,mean at times,a freak,fight when needed, rides for her family & true friends no matter what,can dress,honest,goes through things that no one understand,funny,fun, cool, when she say love some she really do mean it , falls in love easily and very forgivefull

I want to be a laclaudia

by laclaudia January 4, 2017

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