Ur uncle buck don’t know how to fuck

Worst than ur dad les or ur uncle a rapist

Jon:Ur uncle buck don’t know how to fuck
THE EARTH SHATTERS

by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018

No, yea, i know.

I phrase used to confuse humans in a way that the person being spoken too slightly thinks about what he/she just said.

Teacher: Denver is the capital of Colorado. Ok, Jake?

Jake: No, yea, i know.

Teacher: (Did he say yes or no... i heard two no's and a yea) Ok Jake, you better memorize this.

by T-Dawgmyfriendcalls April 19, 2011

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by dontmindmyusernamebitch August 29, 2020

You know how i know your gay

The method of telling someone that they are gay.
Making them aware of the signs and tell-tale indications that make another aware of the person in question's homosexuality

Nelson: Dude you know how i know your gay?
Jean: How
Nelson: Because you want me to tuck my dick and nuts back and play chuck norris "fire walker" with you...Fag!

Jean: You know how i know your gay?
Nelson: How? Cause your gay and can tell whos gay in the world?

Nelson: you know how i know your gay?
Jean: How
Nelson: You are Toms number one friend on MYSPACE!

by Jean is GAY January 20, 2008

i know, right?

usually followed by "yeah, uh-huh!"
and then, if desired "that's hilarious!"
then this proceeds in repetition of the three phrase cycle until one person or the other is sick of the cycle.

usually spoken in agreement to a previous statement.

could also be in ditto form.

"this coffee is bogus."
"i know, right?"
"yeah, uh-huh!"
("that's hilarious!")
"i know, right?"
etc.

"i totally flunked that test."
i know, right?"
"yeah, uh-huh!"
("that's hilarious!")
"i know, right?"
etc.

"we have to stop talking like that."
"i know, right?"
"yeah, uh-huh!"
("that's.. not hilarious!")
"i know, right?"
etc.

by awkwardsentence November 11, 2009

I Know, Right?

A familiar simultaneous agreement to confirm an unsaid /said truth. A verbal affirmation to a mutual thought experienced by 2 people.

The origins date back to 2009 when Snookie from Jersey Shore caught her bestie in a lie and responded to JWow’s comment “Ryder is Biatch!”by saying . . . "I know, Right?!”

by STL Suzanne April 17, 2012

the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.

I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010