kick your puppy

This is what comes up in T9 texting if you attempt to type "lick your pussy". The phrase is now a double entendre.

Hey babe, when I get home I wanna kick your puppy.

I'd let you kick my puppy.

by PapiBama August 28, 2007

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kick dick

To be lazy and to not do anything useful or to do nothing at all

- What have you been doing today?
- Nuthin' just kickin' dick

He is too lazy all he does is just kick dick all day

by fkeller May 6, 2010

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kicked to the curb

To be dumped, or to dump, a boyfriend or girlfriend.

I kicked that silly ho to the curb once I found ut she was tossing my daddy's salad.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

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lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.

A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

by jeff October 1, 2004

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Kick Push was written by Lupe Fiasco, and can be easily mistaken as a song about moving a skateboard. However this song contains a hidden message...(Lupe is the man).
When he is kicking, yeah he is moving along (the block), but the pushing is referring to their hustle game (him and his girlfriend both sell but you think they skate). "Any good grinds,the world was theirs, until the cops came and said theres no skatin here... (they get locked up)

First started when he was six, didnt know any tricks, matter-fact first time he got on it, he slipped, landed on his hip, and busted his lip, (he got jumped and robbed), not road rash on his mouth

"He couldnt understand it, branded, since the first kick FLIP he landed." once he sold his first bag he couldnt stop until security comes and says "no skatin here" so they kick push, coast

by KidTraumaFS21 April 1, 2008

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