heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.

Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.

by Kavakahn December 10, 2022

Jackel

a mix between a jackass and an asshole, hence jackel

i dont appriciate being harrased so
quit being such a jackel

by stephanieann September 5, 2007

Jigity Jacked

Something that is really messed up.

Thats jigity jacked up man

by Mallory December 19, 2004

Jacked-Jacks

A Product made from mixing a bowl of "Apple Jacks" with a can of "coke." This is said to have great effects on your body and increase your testosterone level and get you JACKED.

"Man I love my Jacked-Jacks"

Before using Jacked-Jacks: "I can't lift this church!"

After using Jacked-Jacks: " I CAN LIFT THIS CHURCH!!"

by Anthony Monty May 22, 2007

jacked up jamison

(noun) term used to describe a person that lies to good looking girls about other people to make himself look good

Mike is pulling a jacked up jamison. I didn't say anything like that about her.

by Mr. Hart July 11, 2007

Status-Jacked

When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.

Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"

by liquidswordsman December 4, 2009

i got jacked

being physically stabbed in the body and robbed of manhood and/or your banana.

yesterday i got jacked BY a female impersonist, it was lAME!!

by Flappybob1 July 1, 2006