by Paoraalbert69 February 5, 2018
Get the joseff mug.A man who was persecuted by those who could not conceive of there being modern-day revelation. He restored the gospel after a nearly 1700 year apostasy. This church, called "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints", does not practice polygamy, and does not believe in saints the way other religions believe in saints.
by R.D.O. April 14, 2006
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A science fiction writer from the 19th century, born on December 23rd, 1805, died on June 27th, 1844 by execution. His is the creator of the Mormon aka LDS (Latter Day Saints) religion. Some would say he is the Ron Hubbard for his time period for their outrageous and whacky beliefs. Joseph Smith is known by Mormons as the "Dear Leader". Joseph Smith stated when he formed and founded the Mormon sect, he claims he was visit by two men, who were aliens from a distant planet known as Kolob and told him to start a religion. Joseph further claims he was given special glasses to read gold plates, that were also given to him by the two aliens. This may have been the first instance in documented history (well Mormon history) where someone was hallucinating from the influence of drugs or alcohol, which is why Mormons do not believe in partaking in any of these. In theory, a man of his time could not write such writings unless they were high or intoxicated. The people of the Mormon/LDS sect refer to Joseph Smith as the dear leader for bringing back what they believe to be the true church back to earth. The Mormon church recruits people for the church by sending out 19-21 year old men dressed in dark suites and white shirt with ties and sometimes, young girls who are older than 21 dressed in white blouses and dark skirts/slacks to convince people who are not of that faith to believing that there church is true.
by Lando Pepper December 2, 2011
Get the Joseph Smith mug.Joesph Kony is a Ugandan military leader.
This dickhead is known for abducting children and making girls into sex slaves. And for boys, into child soldiers, forcing them to kill their own parents.
He has taken in more than 30000 children and has been getting away with it for 26 years now.
This idiot does this because he can and because he has the power to do so.
Look up the viral video "Kony 2012".
It shows how you can help this motherfucker end up in hell quicker with all his friends like Adolf Hitler, Osama, Kim Jong-Il, Pol Pot, and Joseph Stalin.
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This dickhead is known for abducting children and making girls into sex slaves. And for boys, into child soldiers, forcing them to kill their own parents.
He has taken in more than 30000 children and has been getting away with it for 26 years now.
This idiot does this because he can and because he has the power to do so.
Look up the viral video "Kony 2012".
It shows how you can help this motherfucker end up in hell quicker with all his friends like Adolf Hitler, Osama, Kim Jong-Il, Pol Pot, and Joseph Stalin.
Look up "Kony 2012" on youtube now!
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Dude #1: Maybe Kony's children should kill his own douchebag dad.
Dude #2: Fuck no, we get Kony and have blue whale penises shove up his ass and his mouth and make him drown in whale jizz and die.
Dude #1: Dude, that is cruel... Having innocent whales shove their dicks up some prick, and having their children suffer in the mouth of Kony.
by Ipwn pokenubs June 18, 2012
Get the Joseph Kony mug.JOSEPH KONY: One of the world's worst war criminals who has abducted and forced an estimated 66,000 children to fight for him in a group called LRA.
He forces the children to kill their parents, uses the females as sex slaves, and in 2012 we are taking action to stop him.
He forces the children to kill their parents, uses the females as sex slaves, and in 2012 we are taking action to stop him.
by PREVENTKONYNOW June 16, 2012
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Get the Dirty Joseph mug.She is cute, pretty and short. Josephine has brown hair and eyes like hot chocolate. She seems cold and intimidating at first but she is actually really kind and amazing. She is very smart and talented, plays many instruments and sings angelically. She sometimes puts others first before herself so it is required that she is to be taken care of and she must be reminded to take care of herself. There’s no one like Josephine, so if you’ve lost one, you’re going to regret for the rest of your life that she is gone.
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