pissed into your cheerios

When somebody is in a really bad mood, somebody might have urinated into his bowl of cereal earlier.

Person 1: *rant*
Person 2: Hey, who pissed into your cheerios this morning?

by elwood_j_blues August 1, 2006

Rock n' Roll Intellectual

Basically, a term that describes the fun type of intellectual. The one that uses their intellect to their advantage: picking up girls, enjoying recreational drugs simply for the experience, and listening to acclaimed music such as The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix and Pink Floyd. This intellect is one of a daring, curious, 'you only live once' nature, and will not let the opinions of others stand in the way of their own certainty and desires. The amount of knowledge they have can be dangerous in some situations but they are generally good to know :)

The Rock n' Roll Intellectual: Daring, curious, adventurous, rebellious, and independent of other peoples opinions and thoughts.

by Firelovesugar May 4, 2009

internet

A series of tubes that lead to a portal to Hell.

That may be the best explanation of the internet yet.

by Charles Cornwallis October 21, 2008

internet balls

n. - the metaphorical "testicles", courage, that suddenly sprouts when you bitch someone out on the internet in a way which you would not if you were face to face.

"Dude, were you on facebook last night?! Kevin grew internet balls and made himself look like a huge tool!"

by ududududud June 25, 2009

Interpathic

Knowing what someone is going to do on the Internet before they do it.

Jane: Julia is going to blog about her phone conversation with Nick, Rex is going to read it and comment, and then all hell will break loose.

Jim: How the hell do you know that?

Jane: I told you. I'm interpathic.

by Shelley McIntyre April 11, 2008

Crumbs into your Gums

When you rub the last of the coke powder into your gums....

After you rub crumbs into your gums, they get a little numb....

by sarasplayroom.com July 15, 2009

job interview

What you tell your pothead friends when you don't feel like smoking anymore. Works every time.

Mike: Yo man lets go cop more bud.
Chris: Nah, man I'm about to be out I got a job interview in the morning.
Mike: Oh shit, I didn't know, good luck.

by asdnvcncn November 13, 2007