Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.
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Get the couch potato mug.a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.
"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020
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My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.
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Get the imma go foodstamp the couch mug.When one person is lying on their stomach on a sofa and another person starts smacking their ass-cheeks like bongo drums.
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Get the Couch Drumming mug.Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.
Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.
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