Couch

The best best place in the world. Where my fart pillow lays.

I love this couch.

by Sparking November 27, 2016

Couch bummer

lazy person
Loves to be unproductive

My daughter is a couch bummer on rainy days

by Unproductive, lazy September 15, 2018

Couch Excuse

An excuse that is somewhat valid, but not relevant to the scenario.

That's just a couch excuse!

by dandan8000 November 22, 2024

mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.

Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!

by Burritowang May 14, 2016

Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.

"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."

by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009

Couche tard

Vagina poo, a smelly discharge from a woman's vagina, from being a gas station slut..

Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.

by Mike458gt June 16, 2023

couch potato

someone who is at home any time they are on a bed

Anywhere is home to a couch potato as long as there is a bed in the vicinity.

by ARealBedPotato January 3, 2020