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Human Whack-a-mole

Action taken where the recipient of cullilingus punches the giver in the face when they come up for air and ruin the moment.
Two guys at a gym:
Hey Joe, why so many aerobics classes?
I really need to work on my VO2 max.
OK, how'd you get the shiner?

Jill and I were doooin it. When I came up for air, Jill let go of my ears and smaked me one, it was like being in a human whack-a-mole game.
by flacido domingo May 31, 2009
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Human

Heh heh heh heh...eHEH ha ha!! WA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! heehee! HAHAHAHA! WAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

You poor, stupid fool!
by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004
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human condom

Paris Hilton as it seems according to popular opinion this girl has had more cock that a battery farm
human Condom did you ever see that video what a dead fish...
by Brettimus January 15, 2007
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Human Hole Products

A term used for what comes out of a person's orfices.
I left quite a bit of my human hole products in the toilet.
by Human Hole Products September 6, 2005
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Human offspring

A messy, slobbery, crying heap of flesh that carries the genetics of both human parents.

Eventually, the offspring go through some type of metamorphous and become an irritating, arrogant, war loving people who care only about themselves and this strange item they call "money". (It has no apparent value or visual appeal. The humans use it as some sort of bartering device.)
"The human offspring have a strange authority aver their elders. They manipulate them in order to get what they desire. If we uncover their secret, planet Earth will soon be ours."
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Humana

From spongebob, when your zoning out and all of the sudden you come back to reality.
Max: are you even listening to me?

Jordan: HUMANA
by Spicysalt October 2, 2017
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sub-human

emo, and all who cling to its destructive nature.
I've been studying a class of sub-human species called "emos" that seem to proliferate extensively despite the fact that the race itself is bent on its long, dragged out, pitiful demise. It seems that these parasitic organisms persist with an insatiable desire to lure more and more humans into their realm of inexplicable, self-inflicted misery, contributing to the ever expanding, cancerous growth that is emo.

These creature's origins have been well researched and documented by the website of their origin: myspace. Thus, it may be henceforth noted that the creature "emo" was created by myspace for the sole purpose of extensive monetary profit, as the creatures assimilate themselves with their sorrowful, repetitive oscillations, deadening their minds to a practical reality that exists outside of their corporate-authored trap of emotional "understanding."

Simply put, the sub-human special group "emo" is simply a socially-acceptable goth, reinvented by the music business machine by vessels such as myspace and emotional instability.

Those who have fallen into such a pit as the emos have lack the maturity and practicality to be cognisant of the ridiculous state they insist to remain in, spiraling deeper and deeper into emotional dept.

Which is why it's so much fun to so unmercifully give them crap for being what they are.

sub-human.

fin.
by hector peterson, baby December 12, 2008
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