Hooters

1) A fairly average restaurant chain that employs attractive young women to break down their lives and everything.

2) A pair of women’s breasts. There are different sizes of hooters out there, y’know...

1) Kaylee applied for a job there, a few weeks later she got accepted, then she started hating it because of how it tore down part of her life.

2) Jenna’s got some nice hooters!

by miiREEEE June 7, 2018

hooner

Another word for Howler in the UK

I've had a hooner lads, I ain't gonna make it to the end of this round

by mrf147953 January 16, 2022

celebrity hooker

A celebrity hooker is a drink. It consists of equal parts champagne and Diet Coke and a cherry.

Look at Bill Murray, he is drinking a celebrity hooker.

by hotluvin35 November 8, 2009

Pre-Hooters pound off

The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.

Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?

Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..

Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.

by droopscrotty December 30, 2016

stupid hooker

A hooker who's so stupid she doesn't even know or realize shes a hooker.

I started dating this chick named Julia Nicole and she was fucking guys for money. I had to inform her she's a pro and she still didn't believe me. Julia is and will always be a stupid hooker.

by rareform3d June 28, 2023

hooker

One who is like a prostitute enjoys sex for money but wants nothing but pleasure kind of like a whore and a slut except they look really cheap like they have big blonde hair and cake on way too much make-up

That chick in the black leather, yeah the one that crawls out at night, is a hooker.

by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006

Dead Hooker

Golden Tee Arcade Game-because dudes at the bar group around the thing staring at it like it's a fucking dead hooker.

...boyfriend-less at the bar again...another man lost to the Dead Hooker...

by skyyris December 29, 2004