matt helms

a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school

“omg he’s totally a matt helms”

by Why don't we bishh October 30, 2022

Noah Helman

noah helman is the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and is really bad at chemistry.

He failed? of course noah helman failed!

by bee1234567890 November 9, 2022

Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen

A Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen, is a definition that describes something so ugly and gay, that James Charles is straight compared to a "Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen". Furthermore it describes someone who is cooking to the max. In addition, a person who is a"Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen", is one who relies on their mother's money. If possible, stay away from people who fits this utmost terrific, disgusting and terrifying description.

Holy god damn dude, I just met the most ugly stupid person, I am sure he was a "Ditlev Helmuth Pedersen", LETS RUN AWAY!

by Stonilover December 8, 2022

boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”

Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

River helmet

Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

River helmet

The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

nacho helmet

A batting helmet with no ear protection. Reggie Jackson and John Olerud are famous purveyors of this helmet.

Got to love Reggie’s nacho helmet and dark glasses at the plate.

by Craig M99 August 3, 2023