Falserue

/fɔl-sər-u/

Something false, and you are aware that it is unobtainable, but at the same time; you truly wish that it was true. But it is something that could never become an actuality, so you pretend to believe it.

guy 1: guess what, your dead fish came back to life!
guy 2: wow! epic!

guy 1: this is so falserue
guy 2: right :/

by fawnywcue November 3, 2023

Filezoinka

Following a command to throw something away or to disregard a previous command, or acknowledgment of a failed solution

That didn't work. Filezoinka.

by AynuShrugs December 31, 2023

False Dichotomy

It isn't a choice between trying to prove that people can overcome obstacles and blaming or complaining. That's some solipsistic bullshit you made up to absolve your self from guilt because you are probably directly responsible for something that resulted in a negative outcome. "It'S nOt Me! It'S sTrUcTuRe oF rEaLiTy!" So, you make up this imaginary rule that doesn't actually exist as a form of cosmic scapegoat. My contributions are being diminished or omitted entirely. If you're doing it to me than you're doing it to other people. It fully justifies raping and murdering your kids. You can kill all of the rapists and pedophiles you want, it isn't going to un-rape or unkill those kids. And then you can give THAT SPEECH... To THAT molested person. And it will do just as much as for them as it does to explain how reality works. NOTHING. Imaginary bullshit to preserve your solipsistic sphere. And it won't matter how successful they are. Look at the guy from Lincoln Park. Look at Kurt Cobain. It doesn't matter how successful people are. You are either ameliorating suffering or you are exacerbating suffering. You don't get to pick and choose... Because I can always just defer mine to someone else.

That's ACTUALLY all sucess IS! Deferring suffering! THAT ALL IT IS! THAT'S WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU! It isn't 'JeAlOuSy' they aren't mad that you're just so cool and special too much better than everyone. You're using other people to elevate yourself. Taking full credit. And then defering all of your suffering of onto the rest of the world. Because the system isn't designed for everyone to succeed. It's designed for you to be the special better than everyone guy. And everyone else to be fine.

Hym "That's a false dichotomy Chris... Because you can always just stab a kid" 🤷

by Hym Iam January 2, 2024

File Crab

He is the giver of files. The ultimate member of og file hub. He is always nice to everyone and always will pertain to be.

Eventually there will be a younger crab to take over the file crab place as the true #1 file giver.

File crab just gave me snippets to a new song titled "Anacondas" and "Double Date"

by FileCrab January 4, 2024

filed-off serial gun

Gun with a filed off serial number

"Hello sir, in shady alleyway, I'd like to purchase a filed-off serial gun!"

by Mr.DommyCiani January 7, 2024

FALSEJACKIE

LARGE E THOT WHO HUMPS STUFFED ANIMALS WITH PRIDE AND JOY

"Is that FalseJackie? Isin't she famous for riding her stuffed animals face??? Weird ass bitch"

by TH3GR1NCH January 10, 2024

Falselore

variation on 'fakelore', detailing new or invented tradition for a community's enjoyment. Often called modern fairytales, falselore, or retrospective tradition.

'Rather than being an ancient tradition, Scottish clan tartans are a form of falselore

by foundword January 25, 2024