Douche-Dragon

A person that is a major douche bag and spits their douchiness onto others

Wow Dave is being such a Douche-Dragon today. Douche

Douche-Dragon by King of Douche January 10, 2014

Douche Bag 

That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.

That douche bag just stole my girl.

Douche Bag by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015

Douche Fished 

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

Douche Fished by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

douche hitler 

A term used to describe a person who is a complete prick who wants all of the respect and power that comes with authority but none of the responsibilities the job requires. Also, it defines a person who steals credit like it was Poland and is clearly anti-Semitic. (Contrary to popular belief, a Jewish person in a position of power can also be a douche hitler which is doubly insulting and egregious on their behalf).

Our hipster boss took all the credit for the success and is getting a promotion! What a douche hitler!

douche hitler by #douchehitler November 1, 2015

Douche glider 

Also called a Swegway, IO Hawk, PhunkeDuck, and "self balancing scooter", it is a small 2 wheeled, self balancing scooter. Once you get at least 1000 followers on vine you must buy one. It automatically proves you have money and are a douchebag.

Person 1: Dude, I hit 1000 followers on vine yesterday! Time to get a Douche Glider
Person 2: AWESOME! I have one also, we can go be rich, jerks together!
Person 1: Hold on, let me put this moment on vine.

Douche glider by pest21500 December 29, 2015

douche-calade 

Someone who possesses enough douchery to evenly share it with 6 or 7 more people, i.e. the number of seats in an Escalade

"Man, Travis is such a douche canoe."
"No way man, he's a full on douche-calade."

douche-calade by Jackass and Bryguy March 8, 2016

Douche mode 

Extreme douchiness. Maximun douche effect. All powerful douche.

Homeboy was insulting everybody and in full douche mode.

Douche mode by G-Darb November 24, 2017