Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

by e.dawg August 28, 2010

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Cooter Spunk

The substance that is launched from the vagina during squirting.

I was eating that poontang and all the sudden that bitch sprayed cooter spunk all over my face.

by fagTRON87 December 26, 2010

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cootarious

something that is coote (cute) and also hilarious.

1: "keyboard cat is adorable, and also hilarious."
2: "yo that thing is cootarious."

by donttrustzombies November 24, 2010

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Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.

Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!

by okpank March 8, 2011

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Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

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