Cunt Juggling

The act of consecutively inserting a hermaphrodite's own testicle into their vagina. Hence, popping the other one out upon reinsertion.

Did you that Joe was cunt juggling Gianna last night? I heard her ballsack stung afterwards.

by phalangefusion February 13, 2017

Cunt burglar

A guy who steals his women from either their husbands or boyfriends.

He is such a cunt burglar, hes sleeping with that dudes wife.

by thepun October 07, 2010

cunt mouse

Tampon used by women at period time

My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view

by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006

Après cunt

Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.

"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."

by silkpouch September 12, 2007

g’day cunt

An Australian greeting.

Person 1 :g’day cunt
Person 2: g’day to you too cunt

by LordEmmet November 06, 2018

putrid cunt

An absolute disgrace, a stinky mess and horrid influence, a rabid infectious irritant, decomposing corpse of the most offensive act of life known to man, a pit of hopelessness; at the very least - this is a putrid cunt.

That guy that fucked that kid with an aids infected blade - is a putrid cunt

by dundeerobots February 19, 2016

holy cunt

English equivalent to the Italian "porco dio". Since the literal translation to "pig god" doesn't seem to touch anyone's heart in English, the holiness is retained and united with "cunt" to complete the recipe. Still effective to this day.

"Holy cunt! I cannot believe what you just did."

by John Qwerty March 12, 2014