commuticate

The act of talking to the person in the car adjacent while driving.

I was driving home from work and I noticed the car next to me left his gas cap open so I opened my window in hopes to commuticate the issue to them.

by poopypants123 March 17, 2009

Commiss

To commiss is to use one's authority or position to order an inferior or subordinate to carry out a task, usually through intimidation or by scaring them.

Usually carries the ending "-ing", as in "commissing".

The new executive established himself by commissing the office slave to go and finish a report.

The drill sergeant commissed the new recruits into submission.

by Colonel Marbi Chora November 24, 2009

commute-com

to have a teleconference while on the commute, so as to either fill empty time, or get work done that didn't get finished while in the office

John had a 5pm commute-com while sitting in rush hour traffic on the beltway, discussing some of the after-action items from the earlier meeting, since he had to go pick up his kids at day-care.

by k3for January 24, 2011

Commutivity

When bros bro down and use the vast ability of connectivity, to bring community together.

Dude I am so glad you linked me that, spreading so much Commutivity.

by driftke70 June 20, 2013

Commutabate

to masturbate in you car whilst stuck in a traffic jam going to or from work

the traffic was so slow i had to commutabate on the way home last night

by tonyl999 November 15, 2013

Commissioner King

King is the Commissioner of Education in NY who continues to ignore the outcry over the implementation of Common Core Learning Standards and high stakes testing.

1. To refuse to change behavior in the face of overwhelming evidence due to extreme arrogance.
2. To be screwed as a result of arrogance.

1. Despite a warning from the control tower of impending doom should he continue, the know-it-all pilot pulled a Commissioner King and crashed the plane into the mountainside.

2. Principal: Why is your whole first grade class crying?

Teacher: Because they've been Commissioner Kinged.

by Everynewyorkteacher December 15, 2013

commatitis

Excessive and unnecessary use of commas

There was, he thought, many cases, that could be mentioned, in this kind, of scenario, where commatitis is committed.

by rationalrant May 18, 2014