when loving a female accomplice is out of the question, get yourself a nice ripe cantaloupe. warm it up in the microwave to desired temp. core a hole big enough for your penis then bang the hell out of it until you ejaculate, if you want chill in fridge and serve it to your friends later.Bonerpetite
by rocketmania August 3, 2006
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First came from a boy called "Lee Colins", a boy from a poor family who always got his head shaved every couple of months to cure his headlice infestation. However, in between cuts it would grow to shabby proportions, and his foul attitude has led for this insult to be his legacy.
First came from a boy called "Lee Colins", a boy from a poor family who always got his head shaved every couple of months to cure his headlice infestation. However, in between cuts it would grow to shabby proportions, and his foul attitude has led for this insult to be his legacy.
"Copey man, sort that hair out!"
"There is nothing wrong with it, it just needs cut!"
"Well get it done then, you can't walk round school with a Colins, you puff!"
"There is nothing wrong with it, it just needs cut!"
"Well get it done then, you can't walk round school with a Colins, you puff!"
by Giles2112 April 14, 2005
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Possibly derived from the 'irritating office joker' character on BBC sketch comedy The Fast Show (late 90s), of the same name, but most likely originated a long time before.
Possibly derived from the 'irritating office joker' character on BBC sketch comedy The Fast Show (late 90s), of the same name, but most likely originated a long time before.
by Tom April 1, 2005
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by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008
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Reinaldo: "Let's go to Colonial!"
Billy: "Nah man that school is full with a bunch of wanna be gangsters that can't hang with any real niggas."
Billy: "Nah man that school is full with a bunch of wanna be gangsters that can't hang with any real niggas."
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