Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Miya claassen

Miya can't stop hugging and talking to others, despite the fact that she may not think of herself as gorgeous on the outside she is and even more on the inside. Miya Claassen, has brown hair, hazel eyes, and is really kind, does not want to spend her gap year with me because she wants to go to America for uni. She has a brother named Daniell that she often talks about.

*miyas thoughts*- its my friend
*runsss*
*hugs*
*friend falls over from the hug*
i love miya claassen

by .b.b..b.b..b.b.b.b.b] March 22, 2023

Blue Caps

People who drink 2% milk

"Unlike those Blue Caps, I prefer whole milk"

by Stormygeddon July 7, 2023

My Chapstick is sweet

If your ever asked if you like sweet things and you respond, Yes, To a response of My Chapstick is sweet, it means their asking you to come and taste it, off their lips ;)

Oh you like sweet things? My Chapstick is sweet

by The Rizzier August 19, 2023

Steamed Clams

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.

"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"

by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023

time capsule

Here's a time capsule from 2024

FUUUCK HOW IS THIS STILL OVER CHARACTER MAX LIMIT AAAAAAA

screw it I'm migrating some of these over here

Minecraft is uh.. not doing the greatest right now it definitely used to be better (bite me)

time capsule:

uh.. something about a toilet I think?? Toilet man??????? uhhhh skibidi yes yes?? Oh! There's some camera guy.

Is skibidi like a new furry thing or something? Like a skibidi fetish?? You like dressing up like electronics??????

uh.. gyatt was it? I think it means ass

ahh means ass as well I guess

something about uhh fandom tax.. I guess fandom is taxing its users now

rizz is short for charisma or something but I don't understand why they didn't spell it riss like do you see a z ANYWHERE in charisma?? I suppose American English would've probably changed it to charizma by now if it was consistent. (Yes I'm shaming American English screw you)

I hope plant vs zombies improves itself but I know it won't and that just hurts my soul

something about ai I don't know we'll all die

hit that dislike button so no one sees this like way too early because it'll be really awkward

lil bro is a phrase I think I don't really know what it means buuuuut I see it sometimes.. rarely

popularMMOs my beloved ;(

I don't think saying "please dislike this" Would work so I'll do something to FORCE you to dislike this HAHA

suuuusssss sussy baka suuuusss *dabs epikly* haha trolled!! TROLLED!1!!!!! You're sooo suusssy hahaha uwu *nuzzles u cutely whilst dabbing like a big pro* haha soooo sus AMOGUS yeeet *default dances over ur dead corpse epikly*

I nearly died writing that so say thank you for such dedication to this

by wtf do I write in here bro August 15, 2024

Museum clams

A word that generally expresses joy, but can be used in any situation. The word was coined by splatoon player BPancakes.

You just killed a child? that's very museum clams of you.

by Hotttpancakes November 12, 2023