candoloces

1 : sympathy with another in sorrow
2 : an expression of sympathy

Sarah, I give my candoloces to Payson

by iLOveCAndoloces August 25, 2009

Crandom

Crandom means Crazy-Random

Taylor: oh my god last night was so crandom!
Court: yeah i kno it was a lot of fun tho.

by Courtney Watt March 21, 2010

condomating

having sexual intercourse by using a condom so as to prevent pregnancy. The verb form is condomate.

Condomating is one of the effective contraception methods.

by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011

Condom crapper

When someone gets ass fucked and the condom on the man's dick comes off inside the partner's ass... Then the partner has to shit out said condom

Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper

by Will108 October 16, 2012

Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.

He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*

by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013

Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013

condomitis

Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.

Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.

by coneyman69 November 3, 2013