coneyman69's definitions

condomitis

Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.

Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.

by coneyman69 November 3, 2013

Swirley

When you soap up a finger and wipe out the inner inch of your bung hole.

If you're gonna take Rebecca out this weekend, make sure you give yourself a Swirley in the shower after your last dump because she has a tendency to toss your salad during her bj.

by coneyman69 February 25, 2024