Swirley

When you soap up a finger and wipe out the inner inch of your bung hole.

If you're gonna take Rebecca out this weekend, make sure you give yourself a Swirley in the shower after your last dump because she has a tendency to toss your salad during her bj.

by coneyman69 February 25, 2024

condomitis

Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.

Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.

by coneyman69 November 03, 2013