Callum

Dork who doesn't shut up about watches and cars i swear

Callum: hey look at this car
"I don't fucking care"

by Majoea March 25, 2023

Callum Beedie

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.

"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper

by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023

Callum

MASSIV PENIS

Callum has yes very big

by BigDICKCallum March 29, 2023

callum

a dumbass who shits on himself and makes explicit content voices

oh my god callum just shit on himself

by fghgfghgfcvbhgh April 25, 2023

calluptay

Producer that's with 🏧 🏧

Calluptay, he back on it!

by anonymous May 2, 2023

Callan

The most perfect, beautiful and amazing girl in the whole world (though she denies it constantly like every fucking day no matter how much you tell her). She is loving caring and spontaneous.

God I love Callan

by TheBlackestEver789 July 9, 2023

Callum

callum millar has a tremendously large penis that he uses to absolutely destroy all the ladies with the 13inch sub with the chivken ussooooo sandwich

dam blud callum is da goat/R.I.P bobby jones/jimmycenas

by jimmycenas July 9, 2023