Cooter BRown

Cooter Brown is a name used in metaphors and similes for drunkenness, mostly in the southern United States. Cooter Brown supposedly lived on the line which divided the North and South during the American Civil War, making him eligible for military draft by either side. He had family on both sides of the line, so he did not want to fight in the war. He decided to get drunk and stay drunk for the duration of the war so that he would be seen as useless for military purposes and would not be drafted. Inebriety has been measured against Cooter Brown's extended binge ever since by use of the metaphors "as drunk as Cooter Brown" or "drunker than Cooter Brown."

"Your drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"Lets go get drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"You getting Cootered tonight?"

by MCH1 January 16, 2009

cool beans

A slang term that actually began it's use in the late 60's/early 70's. Popularized by the pop culture of the time. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing. Great. Very nice.

Cheech: Hey man, look at this car made out of weed!
Chong: Oh cool beans, man!

by Reverend Chaos January 13, 2004

cooter punch

Ancient Chinese retaliatory maneuver in which a male blocks his testicles from being kicked by a female and instantly drops to his knees and punches the female in the vaginal area causing intense pain and simultaneous shame

Jan tried to kick frank in the balls but he countered with a cooter punch that shook her ovaries loose.

by thesircus January 10, 2009

cooking the books

a frequent practice of lying and cheating in any record bookkeeping, in order to substancially increase your own personnal profit and earnings. OR knowingly providing incorrect information in a companies financial statements. This is, needless to say, illegal.

Johnny went to jail for cooking the books at his office.

by losrunner April 9, 2004

coontang

the vaginal cavity of a negro woman

Oh damn, Khalil, look at that sweet coontang!

by m j f February 15, 2004

cooper union

Noun. Of or refering to a monastary in the Himalayas replete with bitter study and no girls.

"No, I haven't gotten laid in 2 years. I go to Cooper Union"

(understanding murmurs voiced, someone offers to buy you a drink)

by Dice To That May 25, 2005

coolaid drinker

Derived from the Johns town cult that commit mass sucide by drinking poison cool aid on orders from their leader. A dyed in the wool Republican who is certain that nothing the political party could do can ever be wrong.

Dude stay away from politics at my parents house, my moms a cool aid drinker.
"If Haliburton doubled the price of the contract and still didn’t perform they obviously needed more money."

by Dangerous Dave I September 7, 2005