Condomeering

to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.

Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.

You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.

by Jessinup March 30, 2016

knitted condom

Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is

He’s as useful as a knitted condom

by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022

condom holder

Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.

“DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”

by penistoucher424 February 28, 2025

condoms

kid nappers during sex

i was using condoms in my ass

by cocksuckalot February 22, 2022

condom race

a specific type of three legged race.

Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.

by nomorehome October 21, 2008

Condom

Something that your parents forgot to use

Person 1 : “ fuck you ! “
Person 2 : “ your parents don’t want you ! Too bad the condom fucking snapped ! “

by Kamari 🎀 June 4, 2024

Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.

“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”

by Cay7200 June 14, 2018