by smokeyjoe08 July 05, 2009
An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.
"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."
by 8res August 20, 2018
by Nor Y Mac September 09, 2012
Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is
by Cock Slinger1000 June 05, 2022
1. Smaller size condoms for smaller size men.
2. Small condoms for men so it won't slip off the penis like a regular size one does.
2. Small condoms for men so it won't slip off the penis like a regular size one does.
1. He bought a snug fit condom. I realized why when he took off his pants in bed.
2. Girl - "what's wrong?"
Guy - "the condom slipped off"
Girl - "how did that happened?"
Guy - "You gave me a regular size condom. I usually wear a snug fit condom so it won't slip off"
2. Girl - "what's wrong?"
Guy - "the condom slipped off"
Girl - "how did that happened?"
Guy - "You gave me a regular size condom. I usually wear a snug fit condom so it won't slip off"
by boiwithsmall September 22, 2013
"The condom breakers stole our wood"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"
by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024
The condom breakers stole our wood
*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker
*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker
by Steeeeve2 February 05, 2024