A group of heffers, usually consisting of middle aged women, who get together and celebrate a friends birthday. They think they’re hot shit and exclude others because they enjoy being vindictive and have nothing better going on in their lives.
The women at that table have a birthday club. They’re rude to everyone that isn’t in their club and are annoying everyone at the restaurant.
by Yikes btch February 8, 2020
Get the Birthday clubmug. by wagwarnblud May 15, 2021
Get the Joke clubmug. The point at which the density of a dance floor at a club, party, etc. matches that of a collapsing neutron star. A nasty, sweaty neutron star.
Brodouche: "Bruh, you should get out there and try to get some."
Wallflower: "No way, there's too much twerking and grinding; we've hit club singularity in here!"
Wallflower: "No way, there's too much twerking and grinding; we've hit club singularity in here!"
by ihatethat November 16, 2013
Get the Club Singularitymug. When a group of people get together to discuss a podcast after they all have heard it. Functions similarly to a book club.
by @BigMac February 23, 2023
Get the Pod Clubmug. by hemp weaver December 4, 2015
Get the bitches in the clubmug. a club where dumb asses join together and make up stupid theories that obviously aren't bloody true... for example saying 'Piglet' from 'whinnie the pooh' is an armadillo when it's clearly called 'PIGlet' for a gosh darn reason. these people should be banned from the world, thank you.
by oh puh-leeze July 7, 2018
Get the armadillet clubmug. N. A meeting of the minds for which in-the-know digital media gurus can display their talents and list of seemingly irrelevant blog links.
Journal Club Thursdays keep me sane in a world full of chaos and unpredictability. How else could we watch videos of turtles and hang out on Reddit during the work week?
by Turtles, Inc. March 2, 2011
Get the Journal Clubmug.