Red Velvet Cake 

A Red velvet cake is a cake with a dark red, bright red or red-brown color. It is usually prepared as a layer cake somewhere between chocolate and vanilla in flavor, topped with a creamy white icing. Common ingredients are buttermilk, butter, flour, cocoa, and red food coloring.

Red Velvet Cake

Red Velvet Cake by Mc Ham April 28, 2010

witch cake 

a type of cake made to tell if a person is a witch. Made by taking the urine of a suspected witch and mixing it with some sort of wheat... baking it and feeding it to a dog. The dog is then observed to see if he has the same symptoms of the suspected witch. Mainly used in Salem Village in the 1600s to test people being accused of witchcraft. Originated in england.

George: Man i just broke up with her... I think she's totally a witch.

Random Guy: DUDE!!! get her piss we can make a witch cake!!!

witch cake by Tutor January 25, 2008

Blueberry Muffin Cake 

Very delecious cake made with muffin batter and made without blueberries. After the cake is cooked it is dipped in syrup.

that blueberry muffin cake is delecious!!!

Blueberry Muffin Cake by daniel and madison January 19, 2009

Chicago Pound Cake 

Repeatedly mashing a fat chicks face into a cake while you fuck her from behind.

"Did you see that fat chick Mike took home last night?"

"Yeah, he was going to make her eat a Chicago Pound Cake."

Chicago Pound Cake by Stevovich October 19, 2009

rape cake 

a cake that you send/give to someone you've raped but feel badly about.

Eric felt bad about raping Cassie, so he sent her a rape cake.

rape cake by JustMe1 December 25, 2006

Cake Retention Syndrome 

Otherwise known as KIPLINGITIS. The body compulsively attracts all cake within a mile radius and stores it in special grease pouches developed in the stomach, buttocks, thighs, bingo wings and ankles. Vanessa Feltz is a celebrity sufferer of this condition. Indeed, such is her ability to retain mountains of cake that her name has been lent to the more acute form of the disease known as FELTZISM (See FAT FUCKS IN THE MEDIA).

"It was tragic, she had severe Cake Retention Syndrome - It was a bit like looking at a Battenburg in a tracksuit."

"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."

Cake Retention Syndrome by Dr. Goatfondler October 12, 2011

Caedran 

Caedran is a really nice person. That's all that needs to be said.

Oh man it's Daily Caedran! She's cool!

Caedran by DailyCaedranFan#1 February 6, 2018