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butthole sleeve

when you have your arm snuggly inside of a prolapsed anal cavity
i gave myself a butthole sleeve last saurday
by marasovs phat cawk January 6, 2022
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Buttholness

1. The act of being a "fucking asshole" and douche, but overall just being that one person nobody really likes and wound prefer to avoid due to the immaturity and "dickness" of the person.
1. David was expressing his Buttholness to the class by shouting out smart remarks.
2. Josh's Buttholness behavior was obviously having a negative toll on his life.
by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012
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fish butthole

its ,like a but hole but for a fish
by fish butthole man June 15, 2022
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Butthole Jones

People who acquire the nickname butthole Jones are not people who should like themselves. They usually are on the narcissist spectrum, are very selfish, and are major pussies or cowards. They want everyone to like them, but people like shit. They would never tolerate being treated the way they treat others, and If someone were to give them a taste of their own behavior, they will then become the victim and seek sympathy. They bathe in any time of positive behavior towards them no matter how small and take it to heart to try and build their ego. They act like they love themselves, but they don’t, they hate themselves and if they don’t, they should. Butthole Jones’ are never happy with what they have and are constantly looking for better because they feel they are entitled to it and never care who they hurt along the way. They are takers and want the best of everything. They may have characteristics that label them as a male, but they never will truly act or earn the title of a man. Butt hole Jones’ also identify as straight, but teeter on the side of enjoying butt joke activities with their own and others. They’ll be in constant denial about wanting to explore other genders sexually because again, they are cowards. These Butt Hole Jones folks want so badly to be viewed as high class and loved by all but act in a way that earns them the treatment of moldy old shit on the bottom of a shoe that was worn by an upright pig that fucked your dead grandmother.
Butthole Jones was taking a shit in the stall next to me and he was crying because everyone hates him and he will die alone covered in shit because he stretched his own butthole out with his ego and fingers
by jerk dick September 29, 2022
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The Butthole Gnome

A terrible creature of the night who crawls up your asshole and sets up camp in your prostate.
Girl 1: Oh my God, what are we doing?

Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.
by ChloroformShmoroform March 6, 2024
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butthole

A flesh hold that excretes feces and in some cases cum or a type of cream if something long hard thick juicy black slightly curved to the left is inserted and can be eaten out .
A butthole is a flesh hole.
by anonymous May 19, 2023
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Butthole Surfer

1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.

2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
"You're such a butthole surfer. I saw you take it up the butt again"
by Sputnik the Traveler May 4, 2016
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