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Risky business

Having a hooker throw a party at her spot. Then rob the place after and make her buy back the stuff you stolen. Then using that money to pay for one class at community college.
Dam, I had to do a little risky business for these 3 credits
by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018
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Serious business

Mike had some serious business after he ate from that sketchy ass Taco Bell.
by kid slicc March 1, 2018
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carded for buying a pacifier

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
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business gear

Recreational drugs of exceptional quality (maybe even pharmaceudical grade). From the movie 'Acid House' in the scene where the guy is on the roundabout tripping and gets hit by lightning.
I know this guy whos cousin's next door neighbour's uncle's best mate has some absolutely business gear.
by Dan May 13, 2005
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buying water

Putting random coins into a fountain and wishing, although knowing they will not come true.
Kid 1: "What are you doing, wishing?"
Guy 2: "No! I am just buying water!"
by Seshie March 11, 2009
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Buying ladders

When you make a bunch of ways to get yourself out of a situation but they all end up failing anyways
Dude your relationship is over stop Buying ladders and move on
by Rustybeartrap April 24, 2011
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Business Friend

you notice you're a business friend with someone (particularly in college and in a career), that this person, while friendly and nice, uses you for nothing more than answers to an exam, quiz, or to slack work off to you in times of need. They're nice people though, but they just have a material use for you.
Mallory (online): hey can I get those answers for that quiz in our HDF class?

Andrew (online): sure!

friend sitting next to Andrew: dude, you have no chance in hell with her, she's just a business friend.
by Andrew Colins January 14, 2012
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