boston bidet

an obscure sex act practiced primarily by people in new england, in which a man in a samuel adams costume fills his anal cavity with beer, then farts it out of his arse in a graceful, arcing stream, whereupon it lands on the lower back of a young redheaded woman, and streams down her buttcanyon and over her twice baked potato, into the eager mouth of a person dressed as paul revere.

ben affleck: you feel like hitting a boston bidet with me right now?
matt damon: duh hickey.
ben affleck: okay, grab your paul revere costume.
matt damon: i'm already wearing it under my clothing right.
ben affleck: okay, sick.
matt damon: okay cool.

by trilliam turdsworth September 12, 2017

boston crab

what happened to my brother on gilbert it is a pain full wwe move where you rip someones knee's back and sit on there back

he was boston crabed he screamed

by 333 May 10, 2005

Boston College

where students go instead of Bentley because they do not want to have a job after they graduate. and its not in Boston and its not a college

"Hey, I'm going to Boston College."
"But you won't get a job....."

by itchy face December 15, 2009

Bostonian

A generation archetype of polo wearing, private school attending, and inherently capitalistic infected youth. Usually a die-hard sports fan (Patriots, Celtics, Red Sox) that thinks he or she is bamf, and almost always associated with pseudo-rebellion practices such as excessive weed and booze consumption. Although Bostonians are raised and born in Boston Mass, they will typically have a beach house in cape cod, and are materialistic although they frequently deny it. Their parents are incompetent morons who live a happy empty life with their hoard of massive cash, and will supply a future to their children after paying off Harvard to accept them. They are often mildly interested in alternative rock, and could be compared by analogy to preppy classy gwedos, and are often scoffed at by New Yorkers. Bostonians can also be refered to boston stoners, a derogatory although sometimes endeering name for completely avarage weed adicts whose mass conformity in moccasins/loafers and slacks leave them as a slightly laughable argile failure of prototype. Everyone pretends to stand them while secretly laughing. Warning: to those of you shaking your head, this probably applies to you.
*In defense of the masses, some bostonians are insanely chill mother fuckers, who should only slightly resent this definition.*

Julia: Dude, I spent all summer on the vineyard, If I see another Bostonian I swear to god, I'm gonna run down the street burning a red sox jersey and american flag, then politely ask them to eat shit and die.

Bo Bo: Fuck that man, I'll lace their weed with roofies and hope they get butt fucked by angry New Yorkers.

by Ju Ju Bee November 11, 2009

boonton

Boonton is filled with wannabe ghetto kids and guidos. Spiked hair and gel is part of the game. They think they can make fun of ML for being rich, but that obviously only shows their jealousy b/c it's not like ML kids brag about it really and the ones who do are f*ckin gay. A lot of the kids are meatheads and most girls are skanks. Overall just a trashy wannabe town that will never compete with the big timers.

Yo vinnie, pass me the hair gel and fcuk fitted shirt.

Hey shawana, how many d1cks did you score over the weekend?

by C April 18, 2005

Greater Boston

where people say they are from when they are too ashamed to say that they live in a boring, shitty, gay town outside of boston for fear people will make fun of them. they say that even though they rarely or never go in to boston

person#1:hey where ya from

dick head:Greater Boston

person#1:*punches him in the face and then says he is gay*

by meecrob69 February 5, 2006

Boston College

A school that fails two fold. It's not even in Boston, therefore making is inferior to Boston University, and a Catholic school that doesn't even hold a candle to Notre Dame.

BC Students can be spotted wearing light blue J.Crew polos with popped collars carrying around a Super-Mocha machiatto latte. Also may be spotted with oversized 24 karat gold cross, to promote their fake Catholicism. Often heard bragging about how much better their sports teams are than the teams of Notre Dame and BU, while BU's hockey team alone has more championships than BC Football, Basketball, and hockey. I haven't even added Notre Dame's rings yet.

BU Student: Where's your beanpot? Or your national championships?

Boston College Student: SUCKS TO BU HAHAHAHAHA THATS A FUNNY ONE....

BU Student: go pop your collar asswipe.

by Derek31189 February 11, 2009