Boner Tears

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner

"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"

by legitmidget03 December 1, 2014

Bible Boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Pastor Greg really enjoys spending platonic time with Jessica, I think he has a bible boner.

by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018

Prague Boner

A boner that is achieved by thinking of forbidden thoughts. The owner, of said boner, must always make his best efforts to not let his friends know the root of his erection

“That fella Jack’s got a boner”
“I swear I’m not thinking about my sister”
“Aha, Jack’s got a Prague Boner”

by TheTomBrady69 April 22, 2020

Rubix Boner

When your rubix cube is sticking out of your hoodie pocket

Ooooohhh Jacob has a rubix boner!!!

by Le Carlton June 8, 2018

Boner Springer

A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.

Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.

by Blazenfireball July 8, 2017

Mask Boner

When you’re eating something with a stick; like a lollipop but you keep your mask on. So you’re mask is bulging making it not only look like you have a mask boner, but it also takes away the purpose of the mask because now your air is ventilating through the bottom of the mask.

Kristen: OMG! Do you have a mask boner?!
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.

by 10 Am April 26, 2021

boner nipple

Very "out coming" or "outward" nipples usually on males

When females get boner nipples is called nipping; when females get boner nipples it's called a nipping

Aye bro you cold you've got some boner nipples

by Random_fact_girl May 2, 2015