Upside Down Reverse Blumpkin

The act of receiving anal sex while vomiting simultaneously.

A.K.A.- U.D.R.B.

Sheila used that new strap-on today to give me an Upside Down Reverse Blumpkin and I lost my Lo-Mein. It resembled Heart Worms.

by Wayde Allen Smith December 24, 2008

Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit. Derived from combining the first to letters of blowjob to the word pumpkin (the size of the shit taken).

Guy 1: Hey, you hear what happened to Marty after Prom?
Guy 2: Yeah! He went to the bathroom and got a blumpkin from his girlfriend.

by Jafar6Kumar April 17, 2009

Reverse blumpkin

the process where a male excretes in that of a females mouth while jerking off.

omg i totaly reverse blumpkind that hoe in the alley

by beelzebabe July 29, 2011

blumpkin

Having a girl go down on you while taking a shit!

Dude she gave that cat a blumpkin it was DRSN.

by Soulja Boy 420 Copenhagen February 16, 2015

Blumpkin

performing fellatio on someone while they are having a shit

ill squeeze a blumpkin out of you yet, bitch

by timtom271 October 16, 2008

blumpqueen

The act of eating out a sluts pussy as she shits her brains out into the toilet. The male or female must make sure they keep licking the sluts pussy until she is competely done pooping.

Andrew: Hey dude how'd your night go last night?

Johnny: Not too bad i gave some chick a blumpqueen!

Andrew: Damn dude im obsessed with chicks poop.

by James Frother November 5, 2012

Blumpkin catcher

It eliminates the need for a toilet when receiving a blumpkin

That shawty or there is a blumpkin catcher

by Beastmode#3 June 17, 2018