beer mat notes

a collection of popular notes found on beer mats from around world

beer mat notes: "You must be out of your brilliant mind thinking we don't go together well."

by Krkič May 17, 2020

Beer dew

Take a spoonful of coffee grounds and put her in your mouth and then chase it with beer

Tommy: “Dude I’m feeling a little tired”
Benny: “Dude rip a beer dew, it’s like blow but different”

by T-cents May 21, 2020

Beberly

It is person who likes simple things. Simple things can make her feel better. A clean-loving and a very organized person. Used clothes that have been laundry washed cleaned can give her joy and satisfaction. A very hard-working person, giving herself a little rest just to comply everything related on her job.

She is working beberly.

by Shipz November 23, 2021

Trophy Beer

A beer awarded to yourself after any accomplishment.

"I get a Trophy Beer for having a good run!"

by Run4Beer January 25, 2007

Trunk Beer

A trunk beer is a rare form of beer, which for reasons passing understanding, has been aged (forgotten about) in a friend’s trunk only to reappear and become highly desirable when booze is scarce. Common trunk beers include Miller Lite, Bud Light, Keystone Light, and PBR.

Hatham showed up late to the game and forgot beer so we had to break into a fresh case of trunk beer Weston had in his car.

by John Skinz December 18, 2012

The Beer Standard

The beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. The measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. For example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the Beer Standard Scale(BSS for short).

This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.

That girl you hooked up with last night was about a 4 on the beer standard scale

by Richard Butkus January 13, 2013

line beer

A pour from a tap that hasn't been used for a period of time that makes it tastes flat and generally unpleasant.

Hey pal, this tastes off. Let it flow a bit. I'm not here for a line beer.

by Colombish April 20, 2018