burned plow

Chaffing caused from excessive masturbation

"You're walking funny, is everything ok?"
"Yea man, I just got some burned plow."

by Mellie500 September 15, 2020

Barney

A pedophile in a thicc purple costume

Oh look its barney the thicc boi

by Barney the addict September 25, 2020

Blarned

When you have been wearing tight jeans or uncomfortable clothing all day and you finally get to wear a warm pajama before going to bed

Yesterday, it was the best night ever. I had to work all day in a tight suit and it was making it hard to breathe. I had dinner and then headed straight for the bed. I wore my new pajama and I felt so Blarned that I immediately fell asleep!

by Your Local Oracle October 2, 2020

Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

barney moment

when someone does something extremely unfunny

damn bro that's a barney moment for sure

by fdagger27 October 18, 2020

barney moment

when someone is extremely funny

damn that's a barney moment for sure.

by fdagger27 October 18, 2020

barney

barney is a huge guy in a costume who pretends to be frendly. why there are always new kids you ask, barney eats them alive!!

barney ate my son

by nolifejim November 24, 2020