lucky bastard

Someone with a girlfriend with huge tits.

Dayum, have you seen Simon's girlfriend's new profile picture? That lucky bastard!

by king size slim rizla + slim qu November 13, 2013

Los Bastardos

Definition #1 - Believing that your size and stature makes you more of a man than any one else, in actuality suffers from extreme loneliness and lack of pride.

Definition #2 - One that finds themself on the losing end. "Falling below 500"

That poor bastardos, he's so lonely!

He continues to be the Los Bastardos in this league.

by Ikenbari Fransiskillnal October 28, 2004

schaghticoke bastard

Crotchety bunch of folks from Schaghticoke NY. If they try to kick your ass for calling them schaghticoke bastards, you must reassure them that you are glad that you are not a schaghticoke bastard.

You are in Schaghticoke NY you direct 'SCHAGTICOKE BASTARD' towards the people around you as you make your rounds through each of the local establishments.

by drystout January 22, 2004

bastard

1.n An insult, roughly equivalent to bitch, meaning "illegitamite child". Kind of an indirect assault on one's mother.
2.adv Roughly equivalent to "insanely", "incredibly" or "amazingly". Used to modify ideas. Kind of like an interjection like "Fuck!", only used with another word.

1. Go to hell, you fucking bastard.

2a. That test was bastard hard.
2b. Wow! That car was bastard fast!

by Outbound Flight January 11, 2009

bastarf

A child born in wedlock. Obviously, the antonym of bastard.

Many years ago in the deep South, illegitimate children were labeled "bastards" on their birth certificates. They were in small numbers. Nowadays, bastarfs are found in smaller numbers than they used to be.

by some punk kid April 3, 2005

bastarding

can be used to describe an object or person that has angered or "pissed" you off

oh you bastarding twat, can't you even get it bastarding right you fucking bastarding arsehole, get that bastarding thing which cant stay in its bastarding place for one bastarding minute and fucking pass it over bastarding here... etc etc

by TomUK May 16, 2006

Controling Bastards

Often American and always in your face, these people will not rest untill you are thinking like them. Are often Christian (see vinno's definition of christian) and want you to be too. These people are fucking up our world. (see George W Bush)

AHHHHHHHHHH A BASTARD! HELP HELP I am... thinking... like...

god bless america

by Goose March 16, 2004