A Southeastern state in the United States that is much better than Mississippi or Arkansas but worse than Florida or Tennessee. If you have old Southern money in your family, you most likely live in Alabama and/or go to the University of Alabama-Tuscaloosa.
Damn good football, though.
Damn good football, though.
by K.J.S. April 23, 2006
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Nice work, you complete dipshit. Called Crimson Tide because in the early 1900's they had a great season, and an announcer said they looked like a "Tide of Crimson" storming all over the other teams. Idiot.
Nice work, you complete dipshit. Called Crimson Tide because in the early 1900's they had a great season, and an announcer said they looked like a "Tide of Crimson" storming all over the other teams. Idiot.
While it is true that racism exists in Alabama, can you tell me a state that dosen't hold an example of racism? If you think Alabama is bad because of racism, you're probably an idiot, so go jump off a cliff and rid us of your worthless ass.
by Lynx July 5, 2004
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Get the Southern alabama hot pocket mug.Shittiest state ever. A state that's 49th in education and 2nd in obesity. Yes, it IS full of rednecks, and if anyone says otherwise then seriously? You can't see 5 cars without seeing an Alabama or Auburn sticker, a confederate flag, or an anti-Obama bumper sticker on it. The food is salted to death. Every fucking restaurant here has to have their own "secret" thing in it, and it's never as good as they say. A place where southern hospitality is a joke. A place where the people think that their accent is cute. Are you liberal? Then prepare to hear the same political arguments over and over from the same people. Most corrupted government in America. A place where the crowning achievements are its racism and retarded civilians. Atheists will be shunned no matter what. Intellectual discussion doesn't exist. There is actually a city here where the entire population comes from 4 gene pools. I'm not even kidding! Talk about ugly. The entire state is ugly. There are some people (about %60) here where when you look at them, you just have to say, "There was definitely some inbreeding with you." Hot and humid as hell. Highest insect population in America. There is always a "tornado" every week, but the meteorologists here obviously can't tell a thunderstorm apart from a tornado.
There's only one half-decent city here and that would be Huntsville. It's half-decent only because the city is only half-redneck, unlike the rest of Alabama. Even with that, everything above still applies.
There's only one half-decent city here and that would be Huntsville. It's half-decent only because the city is only half-redneck, unlike the rest of Alabama. Even with that, everything above still applies.
by Beanstalker December 3, 2010
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