Compulsive Asian Disorder

Obsession with all things asian.

Mary is sooo obsessed with Kyle. I think she has Compulsive Asian Disorder

by jennabenna1117 April 30, 2010

asian dipstick

When a man and woman are having anal and the man pulls out, places his dip in her butthole, and then continues having anal.

I like the cool rush of a menthol asian dipstick.

by DGreezy November 9, 2010

Asian Fishing

The act of making yourself appear asian, either using makeup or other face-changing mediums. Often mistaken for normal winged eyeliner or dolly makeup, both of which leave the average non-asian looking the same.

Asian fishing is a real issue and a form of racism, but is rarely taken seriously due to the misinformation and performative activism surrounding it.

"hey, you know that girl Mackenzie in chem?"
"yeah, the Korean one?"
"what? no, Mackenzie is Irish"
"... so she's asian fishing?"
"... yeah"

by madfitsluv July 3, 2021

asian pride

Something that Asian Americans show off so much that is a real embarasement. And where the hell did the FUCKING phrase "GOT RICE" coem from. Not all asians eat rice every single day. STOP FRICKEN EMBARASSING OUR RACE!!!!!!!!!!!! But a little aZn PrYdE can't be too bad sometimes.

Theres no example to asian pride.

by aZnKyd August 28, 2006

Bad asian

A bad asian is an asian who has an american name, such as Susan or Jessie. This person may have big eyes, a perfect smile, or will occasionally dress like a lumberjack. When it is cold, bad asians will sleep with lots and lots of blankets. Bad asians favorite sport is soccer and they try to learn spanish instead of their native language.

Susan, you're such a bad asian!

by Hola Susan! January 22, 2009

Asian Booty Disease

Asian Booty Disease, also known as ABD is a complication that effects 99.7% of the Asian population. It is usually noted at the age of 15 by young Asian girls who try to shake their ass like black girls in music videos seen on BET and MTV.

There are only two known treatments for ABD. The obvious, ass implants are relatively expensive and rarely ever supported by strict Asian parents. The second, more realistic treatment is placing two water-filled balloons in front of each ass cheek. The only problem with this method, is that when your boyfriend wants you to remove your pants to get it on, they realize the trick that you have played on them for the past 3 months.

Victoria: Why is my ass so flat?

Bob: Let me see. Damn girl, you got yourself a case of ASIAN BOOTY DISEASE.

by GUDDAGUDDA April 6, 2010

Asian Felation Sensation

When you orgasm from recieving oral from an asian.

That asian felation sensation really felt good!

by super nuclear mangina March 28, 2010