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Alaskan afterburner

After eating extreamly spicy foods for a day or two you shit in a condom and freeze it. Cut the rubber off of it and proceed to fuck somone in the ass with it. After it begins to melt it will start burning the receivers anus.
My old lady wanted to "spice" things up in the bedroom so I have her an Alaskan afterburner.
by Fukstick McGee March 15, 2016
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william afton

random person: hey is that william afton?

me: you mean my male wife
by william aftons urinal August 30, 2022
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Elizabeth Afton

The best fictional character to exist and no one can change my mind. She is part of the FNAF fandom and is the daughter of William Afton which is kinda the main antagonist because hes a big murder who killed over a dozen children and apparently always comes back. Shes extremely underrated and tries to make her father proud by killing which I don't know for sure is canon or not but i'm pretty sure it is. She was trapped after she was killed by Circus Baby which is one of the animatronics that she now possesses. He brother Micheal Afton came to save her and im not talking a lot about him like I did with William. Anyways he was killed by the combination of funtime animatronics called Ennard(Sister Location) which set her free at the cost of his life and she was kicked out of the funtime animatronic combination taking the form of Scrap Baby and was burned in FNAF 6. There is a theory from Game Theory that she is Vanessa from Security Breach but you can go check that out for yourself on youtube. Elizabeth posseses Circus Baby, Ennard, Scrap Baby, Funtime Animatronic, (I think), maybe blob and vanessa for the theory. I might have missed one but I have to do my work now, which im probably not gonna do but whatever. Bye and have a nice day!
ELIZABETH AFTON IS THE BEST FICTIONAL CHARCATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by shadowsgun December 5, 2022
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Girls born after 1993

-can't cook
-mcdonalds
-charge they phone
-twerk
-be bisexual
-eat hot chip and lie
girls born after 1993 SUX!!!!!!!
by Stupid Af June 28, 2021
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William J Afton

William J Afton is a goofy silly billy person in blueycapsules.
person: "WOAH WILLIAM J AFTON IS SO HOT!!!"

Person2: "ew what the fuck is wrong with you? William J Afton kills kids
by OtisTheToeStealer July 19, 2022
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Pulled an Afton

When the main villain of a game/series returns from a clear state of death for no explainable reason
"I can't believe that the villain from the series I am watching pulled an Afton"
"I know right? You aren't supposed to survive pure molten lava like that"
by ActuallyAqua November 13, 2022
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like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich

To attack fevorishly.
When Sister Teresa got out of the convent she kissed Robert like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich.
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