Cock block

A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.

The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:

Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws

"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"

by Skisonice September 30, 2022

Big Buchanan Cock

BBC stands for multiple things and can be used for multiple uses, this one Stan’s for Big Buchanan Cock. People with names that start with a are more attracted to it then most.

Big Buchanan Cock. Big and strong, usually sticky at times.

by Goober The gooning glump November 26, 2024

cock confetti

The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.

Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?

Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.

by mike2285 August 7, 2012

Cock vulture

Often unattractive and often middle aged woman who will hungrily swoop on any available man usually when said man is heavily intoxicated.

Mark was so drunk he had no idea of the cock vulture that was about to feast on him.

by Dzmcpherson January 11, 2014

Cock Tire

The "Cock Tire" is when you get your own cock stuck underneath a tire.

Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."

by Pripyat November 28, 2020

Hypnotic Cock

Something so enchanting and mesmerizing that it triggers a mental climax.

“Did you go to that Halsey concert? It was SO hypnotic cock.”

by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022

Cock in my ars

The same as i have already said

Person 1- _____ means this

Person 2- yeah bro thats a (jucy) (fat)** cock in my ars

** adds extra emphasis to phrase

by Uncle_billy December 1, 2020