Zombie

When you accidentally swallow your own cum.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy who pulled a zombie twice in a row?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was sick.

by bbocchann January 28, 2017

zombiefried

completely incoherent due to alcohol and drug use, unable to function mentally

I don't even remember what happened at the club last night, I was zombiefried.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

zombie cough

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.

Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.

by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017

zombie piss

Is a reference in movie called the wraith. It is referring to the brake fluid that skank drink

Packard Walsh: Skank, do me a favour will ya? Get rid of that zombie piss you're drinkin' before it turns you into a mushroom!

by callmethemotion October 23, 2017

Zombie wank

When put your hand in a bucket of ice for 15 minutes and have and wank

I got so bored the other day, that I got the ice bucket and had a zombie wank

by Crimpingshrimp November 8, 2018

Zombie kisses

Love bites on the head, above eyebrow level or back of head

After binging a couple of seasons of Walking Dead, me and my girlfriend gave each other mad zombie kisses!

by ZUUL November 28, 2018

zomaya

When you stumble across an ultra rare someone named Zomaya, you will be astonished. Usually her ego isn't her amigo, but once you know her she gets over herself. Despite her ego flaw, she will always have your back and make sure you don't make a total fool of yourself. If you need help with anything she will make sure to set some time aside for you. She is pretty down to earth and can crack some great jokes about herself, and occasionally others. Her sense of humor is somewhat crude, but she knows her limits (sometimes). Though her outer shell may seem tough, she is pretty damn sensitive. She is okay with being sensitive, and is very in touch with hers and others feelings. If you need a shoulder to cry on she is the one for you just make sure someone else is there for her to sob on just incase. And if one were to put her whole personality bottled into one word it would be The Best Dyslexic.

Zomaya is coming over later to walk my blind dog with me. Lets hope we don't get jumped!

by Buffy#2 October 3, 2019