Unicorn Type Bitches

A Dream/fantasy woman that certain men seek that they will never be able to find. Due to the fact a woman who is perfect in every way is impossible to find.

Guy 1: Hey man I'm looking for for this bitches who's got tits, ass,sexy, smart, doesn't talk alot, plays video games, and wants to fuck whenever I want to.
Guy 2: Yeah sounds like you're chasing some Unicorn type bitches.

by Jearper November 16, 2013

reverse typhlosion

The reverse typhlosion is the act of pouring cheap tequila down your lover's ass crack, proceeding to set it aflame, with the sole intention of fucking the fire away. (you look like the pokemon in the process.)

Bruce feels something wet dripping down his beautiful ass crevasse when suddenly it goes up in flame. In a fit of lust Bruce's lover Brunswick Thunder-Thrust jabs his mighty fuckstick into his ass crack to eliminate the fire. What a fucking reverse typhlosion that was.

by CarpetFucker April 15, 2014

verbal typo

A verbal typo is when someone says something other than what they wanted to say in the first place. It is most often a switching of prefixes between two words, such as "chicking tock" instead of "ticking clock". It can also be an entirely different word that just sounds the same. Verbal typos occur a lot, and can happen to anyone at any given time.

John: Damn, I can't concentrate. That chicking tock is so annoying!
Jane: What's a chicking tock?
John: Sorry, ticking clock. Just made a verbal typo.

by IEatzC00kies August 19, 2016

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021

Megalovania type beat

The Earthbound soundfont.

Pierre: 'ayo this some typa Megalovania type beat'

Louie: 'you are literally playing Earthbound'

by koopii February 24, 2022

dont type any word here

*types whats in the searching thing but adds "dont" to it*

bad defenishen but who ccares!!!!!111111

one day a person scam by saying dont type any word here and person typed a word and got scam oh no!!!!!!!!111111

by EPiKE April 14, 2022

Fluent in Typo

A cognizance of meaning in text that is riddled with typographical errors. Typically used to prevent individuals from sending repeated corrections for spelling errors.

sms from Jane: "Wil met yuo @ 6ish"
2 seconds later...

sms from Jane: "Will = Will, met = meet, yuo = you"
sms from John: "No worries, I'm fluent in typo"

by EkoZulu April 8, 2011