Urban Dictionary

One of the most amazing and terrifying places to visit on the interwebs
It not only defines almost any word you can think of, but it does it by real people and in the most amusing (and terrifying) of ways.

Person 1: I went on Urban Dictionary today to look up a word
Person 2: Yeah and?
Person 1: It was scary... and I got sidetracked... and it was fun... but I never actually got the definition I was looking for

by Ariel White June 24, 2013

urban balloon

A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don't want to explain what a condom is to your small children.

"Son, don't pick up that urban balloon. That is nasty."

by rs37917 April 14, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.

Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.

by tedious is sexier thanyouthink June 23, 2021

urban dictionary

Stupid because they don't except any sort of word when there is a meaningful definition

You should never try to post a word on the Urban Dictionary.

by U know!!! March 2, 2015

Urban Rebound

When you jump in the nude on a small trampoline and poo yourself, causing the poo to bounce off of the trampoline, and shoot back up your butt from whence it came.

Dude, I urban rebounded last night, my ass is so torn up!

by BunzNThighz July 27, 2018

Urban Nunchuck

The act of taking two black 15 inch dildo's and tying them together with string like nunchucks.

That girl whipped out her Urban Nunchucks so fast i didnt know what was happening.

by TheUrbaNinja August 6, 2011

Urban Jousting

4 guys standing in a 4-way intersection jacking off into the 4 corners until ejactulation.

Guys! We should totally go Urban Jousting tonight after the party!

by Pickle Toppers November 4, 2014